hello-kitty-senpai:

archiesweirdfantasy:

tockthewatchdog:

archie comics drama: oh no! archie signed up for a beach dance contest with veronica on the same day he said he’d help betty with a shoe drive for kids! but mr. lodge says if he doesn’t do the dance contest he can’t have a summer job and archie needs that money to pay reggie back!

riverdale drama: betty can no longer ignore the urge to kill. mr. lodge seduced and drugged archie so he could plant his unconscious body at the scene of a mob hit. jughead killed reggie with his car. veronica became a madam by accident.

so what’s cool is that this post is from last july and since then three out of four of these joke sentences have literally happened on the show

w
which ones

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