Anonymous asked:

What’s it like living in Canada?

05637-deactivated20190328:
  • you forget how big this country is all the time
  • you only get four ads on tv and they are Canadian Tire Guy, A&W Guy, Tim Hortons, and Kyle from “Man-Ee-Too-Ba”.
  • we have free healthcare but I think it’s a myth
  • dump that maple syrup in the snow and eat it. just do it.
  • every old old building has been on fire at least once
  • “we do our own thing but we’re also super into whatever the UK and the States are doing”
  • -30°? i could go for some ice cream right about now!
  • all hail our antler cow overlords
  • half our provinces and territories can be summarized with a vague hand gesture and a shrug
  • we don’t know why Winnipeg is Like That and at this point we’re too afraid to ask
  • two seasons: winter and construction
  • there’s an unspoken rule about geese and we all know it
  • h̲̜o̜͍̞c k̤̤̮̬̣͈e̝͔̯̺̯ y̖̖ ̟     n̳ i̳̲̗͓g͎̥̮ h̼̣̪͕t͍͓̥͉

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